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Teachers

We all know that only Catholic priests are molesters, and all of them do so.  Such conduct never happens in public schools.  And it’s all men, 100%.  They are the diseased gender; women are blameless.

Holy s**tholes, Buffalo BobStop the presses!  I guess we’ll never see these stories on the front page, above the fold, in every newspaper box across the country.  Oh, well; can’t let the truth get in the way of a perfectly honest lie.

Filed under: liberal games, observations, religion

Bugs

Starbucks is trying to get away from artificial coloring and sweeteners, so they now use ground up bugs to color their strawberry frapp.  Now vegans are angry that formerly vegan Starbucks (I don’t know how they can call them that when they have meat sammiches, but I’ll never understand the Hipster mind) is doing this.

I do understand that people with food allergies need to know what’s in their foodstuffs, in case they have a reaction to this or that.  But I’ve come across vegans who don’t eat honey because it oppresses the bees by making them work for our benefit and not just for their own hives, and these folk I have in mind when I see this.  It’s not the what, it’s the how, of vegetarianism and veganism that gets my goat.  Actually, Drs. Scarsdale and Ornish showed how a plant based diet fights heart and arterial disease, and watching one’s meat intake can be quite healthy.  If you’re doing it for that, or for some disciplinarian reason, like giving it up for your faith (hello, Jains!) or to just deny yourself as an exercise, fine.  But these people who think man is only bad for the world and worry about bee oppression; c’mon.  You’re in the same boat with people who claim to have an addiction to lip balm and need government paid counseling, and that guy who wrote a book about the images he sees in clouds when he lays out (in a radio interview he admitted he was on government assistance and spent his days watching the clouds go by).

Many in the Greatest Generation used to say “what this country needs is another war or Great Depression to straighten things out.”  Hell, we have TWO wars and another depression, and they haven’t done a thing.

I had recently decided to not spend money at Starbucks, but in light of this, maybe a strawberry frapp would be a good break one day.

Filed under: common stupidity, liberal games, no wonder I'm fed up

Homosexual Marriage

Og covered this topic very well here.  This is my follow-up.  Here’s more on the attacks of peaceful, loving homosexuals who have absolutely no interest in harming the Church.

In Ontario, a lesbian has began an online petition to get the publisher of a Catholic pamphlet about homosexuality to remove wording calling it disordered.  Wording that comes from the Catechism, which is the teaching of the Catholic Church on the matter.  Her kids go to a Catholic school that uses the pamphlet.  She sends her children to a Catholic school, then gets offended when they’re taught bona fide Catholic teaching.  Same as the slut who went to Georgetown for three years mainly to chop at the university for not providing for sex change surgery, in addition to abortion and contraceptives, in their health insurance plan.

This British Member of Parliament wants to ban churches that refuse to perform homosexual marriages from performing all marriages.

It will definitely go that way here.  After all, look at the metamorphosis of the Obamacare Act, which was not supposed to in any fund abortion (Henry Hyde amendment) but now wants everyone to pony up a symbolic dollar to show unanimous support for abortion.

Non serviam.

p.s.:  I seldom, if ever, swear on the blog, but since Bill Maher said that Limbaugh’s only fault in calling that woman a slut was because he has sponsors while he, Maher, can call Sarah Palin a c**t all day long because he is on cable.  So herewith, that woman who testified in a phony Congressional hearing is, on here, known as the slut.  Bill maher said it’s ok.  He gives me permission, and blesses my action in his own secular way.

Filed under: Catholic stuff, liberal games

Toilet Paper

How many people have been killed since the U.S. Army burned some Korans that had notes written in them that were passed around as communication between Al Qaeda members?  In Pakistan, the Koran is being flushed down the toilet, page by page, every day, and yet there is no outcry or revenge killing.  And sometimes whole Korans end up in the sewer somehow.  Well, there is one “holy” man who picks these from the fecal muck whenever the sewer ditch is drained, washes them off, and keeps them around his house.  Pakistan obviously has no residential codes or neighborhood covenants preventing a public nuisance, nor a board of health with any enforcing abilities.  How would you like to be this guy’s neighbor?  If I put my trash cans out more than 24 hours before Garbage Pickup Time, and if I let my lawn grow over six inches tall, it’s Fine Time.  Anyway, the Koranic mess is made from paper that does not bio-degrade (rot, in the language of my youth), hence the build-up.

But if Bibles get found in Afghanistan, not only are they confiscated, but they are burned!

And so it goes, …

Filed under: liberal games, observations

Working the Picket Line

I’ve always been a union supporter, and in spite of current abuses I see the need for them in the bare sense of the term – the organization that forces due process upon a business, and can bargain for safer working conditions and better pay.  But when the union people are too lazy to man their own picket lines, to where they’d rather outsource their beef to non-union workers earning minimum wage, that’s where they jump the shark.  There’s more irony here than in a battleship:

So instead, the union hires unemployed people at the minimum wage—$8.25 an hour—to walk picket lines. Mr. Raye says he’s grateful for the work, even though he’s not sure why he’s doing it.  “It is bizarre,” says Lynne Baker, a school spokeswoman, about the union’s hiring of nonunion picketers.  Inside, Juan Flores, Can-Am’s foreman, said his nonunionized workers are paid fairly. Of the protesters, he said, “I don’t blame them—they need the money, but they look like they are drunk or something.”

Filed under: common stupidity, liberal games

Arizona Giveaway

So Obama a) ordered a halt to the border wall, then b) declared large chunks of southern Arizona to be no travel zones to Americans due to illegals being there in small, armed paramilitary bands.  Nothing like handing a handful of spite to the state trying its utmost to uphold federal immigration laws.

General Pershing, my apologies to your spirit.  Same to your, General (at the time Lieutenant) Patton.  The last time Mexican nationals came roaming into American border towns killing ranchers and terrorizing towns, you two lit up northern Mexico.

Hat tip Indiana Conservative Hardball.

Filed under: fact nugget, liberal games, no wonder I'm fed up

Ayers and Dohrn at It Again

The man who started Obama’s political career in his living room, William Ayers, and his sidekick Bernardine Dohrn are, wait for it, wait for it, …

supporters of the Free Gaza Movement, the group of “activists” who killed the Israeli special forces who boarded their protest ship.  As supporters, I mean they led Free Gaza initiatives.

Remember that whole canard that “they’re all different now, they can’t be held for all their lives for the people they killed when they set off the bomb at the Pentagon?”  These two devils are the same as they were in 1968.  And they’re close friends of That One.  The One who said in his book that if things broke bad for the muslims, that he’d side with islam.

Too bad the Israelis didn’t torpedo the boat.  They would get no better press by doing it the way they did and getting some of their better fighters killed than if they would’ve just played a real life game of Battleship.  If anyone would moan, simply say, “You liberal bastards had nothing bad to say about North Korea torpedoing that South Korean ship a month ago, so shut up.”

There is no way to be too paranoid or excited about the vipers this country elected to hold tightly to its collective chest in 2008.

Filed under: liberal games

224 – 206

It’s the first thing I think of, when I thought I drank it out of my mind.

Filed under: liberal games, no wonder I'm fed up

St. Joseph

News reports that Nancy Pelosi prayed today for the intercession of St. Joseph the Worker, on his feast day, for his help to pass the health care fiasco.  1 May is the feast day of St. Joe in his capacity as patron saint of workers.  Today was his normal old feast day.  It was established to counteract May Day.  If only she could screw up some rule of order, too, to negate the Sunday abomination about to pass.

Filed under: liberal games

Shopping

One thing I’ve noticed is that in grocery stores in mostly white areas, the busiest time runs 4-6 p.m., while in mostly urban ethnic (African American, or whatever the p.c. term for the coloreds is nowadays), you’re talking 8 p.m. to close.  In 24 hour places like Wal-Mart, where occasionally you run into someone urinating on $600 worth of steaks at 1 a.m., I can go in one in a white area around 11 p.m. and buzz through and be the only one in line, while I recently made the mistake of stopping in one in a more ethnically challenged area around midnight, and got stuck in line for 45 minutes.  The lines had stopped down to a crawl, since it was Social Hour, and everyone in line and the cashiers had to all catch up on the latest dirt.  Jesus H. Christ on a crutch I’ve seen this same b.s. session to a lesser extent in the white stores too, but not when the face of my cell phone said 00:24, and not ten minutes per conversation.

I was tired of the bull, but stayed the course because no one is going to annoy me from accomplishing my goal (you can’t smoke me, drill sergeant).  When my turn came, I tried to be social and chat up small talk with the anorexic with the five inch nails, but she rang my order up so fast I hadn’t a chance to get the wallet out, and waved her head left and right while bouncing like she had to go bathroom as I slowly dug out the cash, exact to the penny.  I was tempted to say “excuse me while I go to the back of the store to get the milk I forgot to get,” but figured the worthless meat puppet would win that one by canceling my order. Sorry to bust a bubble, but sometimes even white people have to say, “F You, Mr. Cab Driver.”

Filed under: Eric Holder's Frank Discussion, observations

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